Posts filed under 'ITIL Humor'
She said: married women don’t change their name these days
He said: yeah … they don’t like to follow process
She said: the article said, most people don’t want to go through the paperwork
He said: really, filing a change request at work is more complicated than that.
November 2nd, 2006
He said: what’s for dinner?
She said: how about something from the ITIL cookbook?
He said: there should be about 50 people
She said: i would recommend the Pink Elephant
November 2nd, 2006
He said: you got another ticket?
She said: no way
He said: see they sent a snapshot of the back of your car with your license plate, jumping the red light, from those camera
She said: honey, what day was that
He said: it says last tuesday
She said: hmm… you were towing my car that day. Snapshots never tell the true story.
November 2nd, 2006
She said: why are you always talking about change management?
He said: because it is so difficult
She said: well I bought you something which can solve the problem
He said: what is it?
She said: surprise

November 2nd, 2006
She said: Bob and Joan are struggling to potty train Jack
He said: they should send him to the ITIL class
She said: why?
He said: it is all about release management
November 2nd, 2006
He said: you look beautiful today
She smiled: thank you. What’s different?
He said: I can’t remember what you wore yesterday
She said: What #$! you only scan me once a day….
November 1st, 2006
She Said: what comes after birth control?
He said: change control
She frowned: Wrong. Babies you idiot.
He said: are you pregnant?
She said: I thought an ITIL guru would know “unfreeze, change, freeze“
November 1st, 2006
Why did BMC buy Remedy?
“Because they were in pain”
October 31st, 2006
She said: Who is in control?
He Said: You Are
She Said: Thank You
(Kids heard laughing in the background)
… They think they are in control …
October 31st, 2006
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